The treat: Perfume

True meaning: I’d love you to be my girlfriend.

There are countless cosmetics to buy as a nod to the womanly arts (see: bath/lotion) and they’re all nice. But perfume is more than that, it's intimate. It means I’m planning to be smelling you for a while. It means I sniffed and smelled around till I found your personal note. It means you probably have a date for all those summer weddings you’re getting invited to.

Bottom line: pass - he could've done A LOT worse! Keep it coming, handsome!